Snow days, cold car rides, and long winter afternoons are the perfect setup for one thing kids love: jokes that make them laugh out loud.
Winter is prime time for classic dad jokes ... but moms need a go-to stash of kid-approved jokes too. Whether you’re trying to break up the “I’m bored” chorus, get a giggle — or an eye roll — during carpool, or bring some laughs to a cozy snow day at home, these winter and snow jokes are guaranteed to be a hit with kids (and dads) of all ages.
Winter jokes to share with kids
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☃️ Snowman jokes
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How does a snowman get around?
By icicle!
Why do snowmen love winter?
Because it’s snow much fun.
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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❄️ Winter vibes
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
What type of photo do you take of your snowman?
A chill-fie.
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🧤 Bonus laughs
Why was the mitten always calm?
It knew how to keep its cool.
What did one snowflake say to the other?
“You’re one of a kind!”
What do snowmen use to clean their teeth?
Ice scrapers.
What did the snowflake say when it got a cold?
“Ah-ah-achoo! I must be coming down with flurries.”
Keep this list handy all winter long — these jokes are perfect for snow days, chilly car rides, family dinners, and anytime kids need a quick laugh. Whether you’re stuck inside or just trying to pass the time, a few good laughs can go a long way toward making winter feel a little brighter.
Written with help from AI, tested on kids, and certified “funny” by real parents (especially dads).
